I just went through the entire blog and put labels in each post. The categories are "CGDA" "Comments" "F1R5T P05T" "Fake nobility" "Insanity" "Jonathan Coulton" "Laziness" "Math" "Observations" "PORTaL" "Pre-Essay Posts" "School" "Sick" "The Future" "Thing that wasn't on Thursday" "Thinking my audience doesn't know things" "Thursday Thing" "Updats" and "Youtube".
CGDA Stands for "Canned Goods Don't Age". It is the Webcomicish stuff I've done so far. CGDA is also the standard tuning of a cello.
Thursday Thing is the stuff that I do on Thursday.
Observations are little things that I've observed.
Thing that wasn't on Thursday is just that: A thing that wasn't on Thursday.
Ah... Organization. How nice.
P.S. I know "updates" is spelled wrong. And there are two types of spellings of observations. They are the same thing. "obserations", and "Observations". Why? Because I felt like it. Well, actually because I spelled it wrong the first time and was too lazy to fix it. Go ahead, kill the messenger... Who happened to have also been the culprit.
Showing posts with label Comments. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comments. Show all posts
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Observation!
I saw a YouTube video the other day with two uploader comments, two top rated comments... and one "other" comments. yOUtUBE IS SO ELITIST!!!
Thursday, May 13, 2010
YouTube
How to get into the Highest rated comments list on YouTube
These days, with the prices of colleges rocketing, the easiest way of getting into Yale or Harvard is not to pay all of that money, but to win an award before the age of 16, preferably for an incredible piece of writing or some sort of scientific discovery.
Before now, those were the only things you could do. Before now, there was no other way to cheat your way into college. Before now, there was no other completely trustworthy blog to rely on for this kind of information.
But now that there is, we at You Are Here (YAH) have discovered a new type of award. Well, us and the rest of the Internet. Meet the new YouTube! The new YouTube has so many useless features, the old amount that it had will seem pitiful in comparison. Among the jumble of shiny buttons and irritating advertisements, they have added the "Highest rated comments" feature, the newest way to convince yourself that anyone on the Internet actually cares what you think.
At the scene of the funny (Or as Wikipedia puts it "Amateur") videos, we investigate the new feature, which allows you to see the comments with the most little green thumbs next to it at the top of the page. This is useful because before this I didn't know who to respect and who not to respect based on the opinions of anyone who has the ability to watch videos.
There are some clear patterns as to getting into the top rated comments, which are rated here in order of effectiveness:
1. Put a smiley face in your comment. (See the picture.)
2. Put in a quote from the video in your comment. "We are The Knights Who Say... NIE."
3. Say you love, dig, or are attracted to the vid. (Even though the vid will say that it "just wants to be friends.")
4. Be in the top rated comments list already; people trust other's judgement as long as they're on the same video.
5. Say that your ex-girl/boyfriend/favorite teacher who's class you aren't in anymore loves this song and it's so happy and so sad at the same time. (If you haven't seen examples of this, then I won't believe you when you say that you've been on YouTube before.)
So if you need to get into a college (Which I believe may come in handy at some point), simply take my advice and you will be in! Just make sure that you're on the right videos...
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
A post
I'm a seventh grader, and recently, on Buzz, some of my Eighth grade friends started dissing on my kind, calling us "Immature".
I responded in my favorite way: Long, annoying pieces of writing!.
I myself am a Sevie, and I, unlike all of my Sevie friends, recognize it for what it is: a raging disease.
Seviism is caused by many things, and each year, in Sevie season, it has a different cause. For example, this year, it is caused by being born in the year 1996--1997. But LAST year, it was caused by being born in 1995-1996--how mysterious!
When I was diagnosed with Seviism, I was rushed to the Sevie hospital, "School" in the Sevie ambulance "School Bus" to be toughened up. My parents were so worried, because those unfortunate individuals with Seviism rarely fit in. It is our curse, and yet our gift. I mean, who wants to hang out with these people?
A) http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?3076349 (Used to link to an Eightie who was calling us immature's picture)
B) http://www.faceb.comoto.ppid=3004&id=1220710202 (Formerly a link to another Eightie who was calling us immature's picture.)
C) http://www.google.com/prfile#buzz (''...)
Seviism is surprisingly not contagious, though we have seen examples of Eighties who have started acting like Sevies after "hanging out" with them for too long, like this unfortunate person:
http://www.google.com/profiles/101658635891089#buzz (Used to link to the page of an eighth grader calling us immature. She chills with Sevies.)
The opposite has also happened before:
https://mail.google.com/mail/?280241276342 (This link used to be a friend of mine who is tall and talks like an eighth grader. Smart kid.)
Some people are standing up to the racism against Seviism, such as this young idiot:
https://mail.google.com/mail/?shva=1#buzz/10 (Used to link to my page.)
And this wise man:
https://mail.google.com/mail/?shva=1#buzz/1008027 (A cool "Sevie" who doesn't like the term.)
A couple people take the whole "Sevie" thing too far, such as this guy:
https://mail.google.com/mail/?shva=1#buzz/110150025795284681434 (Still a real link. click on it. UPDATE: The blogger link thing doesn't work. Copy and paste.)
I conclude.
I responded in my favorite way: Long, annoying pieces of writing!.
I myself am a Sevie, and I, unlike all of my Sevie friends, recognize it for what it is: a raging disease.
Seviism is caused by many things, and each year, in Sevie season, it has a different cause. For example, this year, it is caused by being born in the year 1996--1997. But LAST year, it was caused by being born in 1995-1996--how mysterious!
When I was diagnosed with Seviism, I was rushed to the Sevie hospital, "School" in the Sevie ambulance "School Bus" to be toughened up. My parents were so worried, because those unfortunate individuals with Seviism rarely fit in. It is our curse, and yet our gift. I mean, who wants to hang out with these people?
A) http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?3076349 (Used to link to an Eightie who was calling us immature's picture)
B) http://www.faceb.comoto.ppid=3004&id=1220710202 (Formerly a link to another Eightie who was calling us immature's picture.)
C) http://www.google.com/prfile#buzz (''...)
Seviism is surprisingly not contagious, though we have seen examples of Eighties who have started acting like Sevies after "hanging out" with them for too long, like this unfortunate person:
http://www.google.com/profiles/101658635891089#buzz (Used to link to the page of an eighth grader calling us immature. She chills with Sevies.)
The opposite has also happened before:
https://mail.google.com/mail/?280241276342 (This link used to be a friend of mine who is tall and talks like an eighth grader. Smart kid.)
Some people are standing up to the racism against Seviism, such as this young idiot:
https://mail.google.com/mail/?shva=1#buzz/10 (Used to link to my page.)
And this wise man:
https://mail.google.com/mail/?shva=1#buzz/1008027 (A cool "Sevie" who doesn't like the term.)
A couple people take the whole "Sevie" thing too far, such as this guy:
https://mail.google.com/mail/?shva=1#buzz/110150025795284681434 (Still a real link. click on it. UPDATE: The blogger link thing doesn't work. Copy and paste.)
I conclude.
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